I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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