dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
well you can't waste a boner
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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