i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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