I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
God, I missed his penis.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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