I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
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