She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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