She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
my liver is dry heaving
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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