evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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