U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Please don't give away my fajitas
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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