I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
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