ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
You made out with two different species that night
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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