no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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