What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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