you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
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