he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
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