$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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