If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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