Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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