I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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