Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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