she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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