East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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