Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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