Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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