That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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