seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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