I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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