Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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