oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Randomize
