Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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