Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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