Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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