But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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