Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Randomize
