covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I think I am morally bankrupt
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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