Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Mom said you looked used
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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