so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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