dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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