pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I would ride that face into the sunset
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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