waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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