I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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