ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
this is an emotional support booty call
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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