i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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