thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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