And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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