who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
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