ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
no you cant smoke seaweed
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
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