I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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