Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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