So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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