It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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